Hairy Whizzard Penis Banner – Harry Potter Adult Party Decor for Bachelorette and Bachelor Parties
Bring nerdy humor, glitter, and magical mischief to your next adult party! This Hairy Whizzard Penis Banner is perfect for bachelor, bachelorette, bridal shower, or even divorce celebrations, featuring six Harry Potter-inspired penises complete with pre-attached hats, glasses, and pube puffs. Customize colors to match your favorite Hogwarts house or create a mix that's all your own.
Details:
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Includes: 6 penises, 12 pube puffs, twine for hanging
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Variants/Options: Penis Colors – Slytherin – Silver penis, black hat, green & silver sperm, Gryffindor – Gold penis, red hat, gold & black sperm, Hufflepuff – Black penis, yellow hat, black & yellow sperm, Ravenclaw – Bronze penis, blue hat, white & blue sperm
If you want a different penis color, please leave colors in comments at checkout.
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Materials: Glitter Cardstock, Tissue Paper, Twine
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Size: Each penis approximately 4.75 inches tall
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Shipping: Ships via First Class Mail (priority upgrade available)
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Notes/Comments: Colors may vary slightly by monitor; penises are single-sided; pubes arrive flat unless otherwise requested; production time 1–5 business days; leave color preferences in comments at checkout
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Add a magical and hilarious twist to your adult party with this Hairy Whizzard Penis Banner! Featuring six Harry Potter-inspired penises, each comes with pre-attached hats and glasses, 12 pube puffs, and twine for easy hanging. Customize penis and hair colors to match your favorite Hogwarts house—Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff—or mix and match for a whimsical, rainbow of magical mischief. Pubes are shipped flat and ready for fluffing, allowing you to play "pin the pubes on the penises" or create your own cheeky arrangement. Lightweight, glittery, and completely irreverent, this banner is perfect for photo backdrops, dessert tables, or any adult-themed gathering where humor, sparkle, and a touch of nerdy charm are required. Whether you're going from Muggle to Mrs. or just love a nerdy joke, this banner brings unforgettable personality and sass to your celebration.
