The Very Hairy Link Penis Banner – Glitter Adult Party Decoration
Level up your adult party décor with the Very Hairy Link Penis Banner! Perfect for Zelda-loving bachelorettes, bachelors, bridal showers, or even divorce parties, this cheeky banner brings nerdy humor, glitter, and laughs to any celebration.
Details:
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Includes: 6 penises, 12 pube puffs, twine for easy hanging
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Variants/Options:
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Penis Color Options: Light Pink, Bubblegum Pink, Coral Pink, Dark Pink, Beige, Rose Gold (Bronze), Gold, Brown, Silver, White, Black, Little Link (Green), Zelda & Link (Light Pink & Green), Multi-Racial (leave a note)
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If you want a different hair color than the penis color you choose, please leave a note at checkout.
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Materials: Glitter cardstock, tissue paper, twine
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Size: Each penis approx. 4.75" tall
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Shipping: Ships via First Class Mail (priority upgrade available)
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Notes/Comments: Colors may vary slightly by monitor; penises are single-sided; pubes arrive flat and ready for grooming; option to have pubes pre-fluffed
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Bring playful, nerdy charm to your next adult-themed gathering with this Legend of Zelda-inspired penis banner. Each piece is carefully crafted from glitter cardstock and paired with tissue pube puffs for maximum hilarity. The banner is lightweight and easy to hang, making it perfect for bachelorette parties, bachelor parties, bridal showers, or divorce celebrations. Personalize the penises with stickers or turn them into a hilarious game like "Pin the Pubes on the Penises." With customizable colors—including Little Link green and Zelda & Link duo options—this banner adds a unique, cheeky, and unforgettable touch to your event.
