The ORIGINAL Hairy Penis Banner | XXX Banner | Adult Decor | Bachelorette or Bachelor Banner | Bridal Shower Decor | Weiner Decorations

Hairy Penis Banner – Bachelorette, Bachelor, Divorce & Bridal Shower Decor
Who doesn't love a good hairy penis every now and then? Or maybe you're not a fan and want to tell the world with a glittery banner! Whatever your need, this cheeky décor brings the laughs. Great for bachelorette and bachelor parties, bridal showers, or even divorce celebrations. Use stickers to write names on each penis, or turn it into a party game with "Pin the Pubes on the Penises." Bring some humor, glitter, and sass to your next event!

This is the original hairy penis banner. All others are cheap counterfeits. Accept no substitutes.

Includes:

  • 6 penises (approx. 4.75" tall each)

  • 12 pube puffs

  • Twine for hanging

  • Glue dots for assembly

Penis Color Options:

  • Light Pink

  • Bubblegum Pink

  • Coral Pink

  • Dark Pink

  • Mauve

  • Beige

  • Rose Gold

  • Gold

  • Brown

  • Silver

  • White

  • Black

  • Multi-Racial (Leave a note at checkout — if no note is left, a mix will be sent)

Hair (Pube) Color Options:

  • Soft Blonde

  • Bold Blonde

  • Ivory

  • Beige

  • Mocha

  • Brown

  • Gold

  • Rust

  • Cinnamon

  • Grey

  • Silver

  • Black

  • Multi-Racial (Leave a note at checkout — if no note is left, a mix will be sent)

Want your pubes pre-fluffed? Add this to your order:
Pubes Puffing Add-On

Details:

  • Colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings

  • Penises are single-sided

  • Pubes are shipped flat and ready for grooming

  • Production time: 1–5 business days

Shipping & Processing:

  • Ships via First Class Mail

Choose a variant:

$12.75
excluding shipping cost