Hairy Penis Banner – Bachelorette, Bachelor, Divorce & Bridal Shower Decor
Bring the laughs and glitter to your next adult celebration with the original Hairy Penis Banner! Perfect for bachelorette parties, bachelor parties, bridal showers, or even divorce celebrations, this cheeky banner adds humor, sass, and a memorable centerpiece for your party décor. Use stickers to personalize each penis or turn it into a hilarious party game like "Pin the Pubes on the Penises."
Details:
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Includes: 6 penis cutouts (~4.75" tall each), 12 pube puffs, twine for hanging, glue dots for assembly
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Variants/Options:
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Penis Colors: Light Pink, Bubblegum Pink, Coral Pink, Dark Pink, Mauve, Beige, Rose Gold, Gold, Brown, Silver, White, Black, Multi-Racial (leave note at checkout; if none, a mix will be sent)
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Hair (Pube) Colors: Soft Blonde, Bold Blonde, Ivory, Beige, Mocha, Brown, Gold, Rust, Cinnamon, Grey, Silver, Black, Multi-Racial (leave note at checkout; if none, a mix will be sent)
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Optional Pubes Puffing Add-On for pre-fluffed pubes
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Materials: Glitter cardstock, tissue paper, twine
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Size: Each penis approximately 4.75" tall
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Shipping: Ships via First Class Mail
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Notes/Comments: Colors may vary slightly due to monitor settings; penises are single-sided; pubes ship flat and ready for grooming. If you want a different hair color than the penis color you choose, please leave a note at checkout.
This is the original hairy penis banner. All others are cheap counterfeits. Accept no substitutes.
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Add some cheeky humor and sparkling fun to any adult event with this iconic banner. Each penis cutout is crafted from glitter cardstock and paired with tissue pube puffs for maximum comedic effect. Fully customizable with a wide variety of penis and hair colors, it's perfect for personalizing your décor. The included twine and glue dots make assembly simple, while the playful design doubles as a hilarious game or photo opportunity. Original and high-quality, this banner ensures your celebration is bold, unforgettable, and full of laughs.
