Teenie Weenies Mini Penis Cupcake Toppers – One Dozen Hairy Dick Cake Decorations
Add cheeky humor and sparkle to your cupcakes with these Teenie Weenies mini penis toppers! Perfect for bachelorette parties, bachelor parties, adult birthday celebrations, Pride events, or any adult-themed gathering, these toppers bring fun, customization, and a little naughty flair to your dessert table.
Details:
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Includes: 12 pre-assembled mini penis cupcake toppers (one dozen), bamboo toothpicks attached, optional sperm pieces for decorating
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Variants/Options:
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Penis Color Options: Black, Brown/Bronze, Gold, Rose Gold, Beige, Dark Pink, Pink, Coral Pink, Bubblegum Pink, Light Pink, White, Silver, Multi-Racial (leave note to specify color combos; rainbow or custom sets available)
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Pube Color Options: Black, Brown, Gold, Mocha, Beige, Rust, Dark Grey, Light Grey, Silver, Ivory, Soft Blonde, Bold Blonde, Multi-Racial (customizable; pubes and penises can be matched if requested)
If you want a different hair color than the penis color you choose, please leave a note at checkout.
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Sperm: Optional; attach or leave off per preference
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Single-sided standard; double-sided available upon request
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Materials: Glitter cardstock, tissue paper, bamboo toothpicks
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Size: Each topper approximately 3 inches from tip to balls
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Shipping: Ships via First Class Mail; environmentally considerate packaging includes protective biodegradable plastic and paper envelope (or reused mailer)
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Notes/Comments: Pubes may require fluffing or grooming due to shipping; fully customizable colors for both penises and pubes—leave a note at checkout to specify; environmentally conscious packaging minimizes waste while keeping toppers safe
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Bring laughter and playful adult humor to your baked treats with Teenie Weenies mini penis cupcake toppers. Each topper measures approximately 3 inches from tip to balls and is pre-assembled with bamboo toothpicks for easy insertion into cupcakes, cakes, or dessert displays. These toppers feature puny pubes and optional sperm pieces, letting you fully customize your presentation. Choose from a wide variety of penis colors, from classic black, brown, and pinks to metallic shades like gold and rose gold, or opt for a multi-racial set. Pube colors are equally customizable, and you can match them to your penis colors or mix for variety. Perfect for bachelorette parties, bachelor parties, adult birthdays, Pride celebrations, or any adult-themed dessert display, these toppers are guaranteed to spark laughter and conversation. Each topper is shipped in protective, biodegradable packaging to minimize environmental impact. For a fun and cheeky addition to your party desserts, Teenie Weenies mini penis toppers are the perfect, customizable choice.
