Not a Hallmark Valentine™ Banner | Anti-Valentine’s Day Banners

Valentine's Day isn't for everyone—and this banner is for those people

The Not a Hallmark Valentine™ Banner is a tongue-in-cheek statement piece for anyone who's over forced romance, pink clichés, and mass-produced sentiment. Whether you're celebrating independence, throwing an Anti-Valentine's party, or just making your stance crystal clear, this banner says what greeting cards won't.

Each banner is handmade with bold lettering and clean lines, designed to feel intentional, graphic, and unapologetically unromantic. It's not bitter—it's honest.

Perfect for:

• Anti-Valentine's Day parties

• Galentine's nights

• Breakup décor

• Single-by-choice celebrations

• Anyone who rolls their eyes at February 14th

Details:

Includes

• One handcrafted phrase banner

• Natural twine for hanging

• Fully assembled and ready to hang

Variants / Options

• Phrase Choices

  • Not a Hallmark Valentine

  • Not For Show

• Color Options

  • Black

  • Blue

  • Purple

• (Lettering remains high-contrast for readability and impact.)

Materials

• Premium heavyweight cardstock

• Natural twine

Size

• Banner length varies by phrase

• Individual pennants evenly spaced for clean, intentional drape

• Designed for walls, mantels, party backdrops, and photo moments

Shipping

• Ships flat and carefully packaged

• Ready to hang upon arrival

• Handmade to order; processing time applies

Notes / Comments

• Each banner is handcrafted; slight variations add character

• Intended for indoor use

• Designed to look intentional — not themed, not novelty

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The Not a Hallmark Valentine Phrase Banner exists for those who don't see themselves in scripted romance or mass-produced sentiment.

This banner strips Valentine's Day down to its truth — whether that truth is independence, realism, self-respect, or simply opting out. With clean typography and a restrained color palette, it creates a visual statement that feels grounded, modern, and unapologetically honest.

Perfect for Anti-Valentine's parties, Galentine's gatherings, breakup celebrations, or quiet nights where you refuse to romanticize something that doesn't fit. Hang it alone for impact, or layer it with darker florals, tassels, or minimalist decor for a fully intentional setup.

This isn't anti-love — it's anti-performance.